Awkward Lesbian Puberty
(n.) That special time in a lesbian's life when she thinks that to be gay, you have to develop a certain taste for indie rock, get sized for a baseball cap, and wear men's clothes, no matter how ill-fitting or unflattering.
If you are on this site and that offends you, then pull up your pants and stop wearing Simpsons boxers. Or you could message me and I will take the photo down but I mean no harm.
This is all meant to be in good fun.
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Photo reblogged from GIRLS who LOVE GIRLS
Well, jeez, you make smiling look painful.
(Source: girlswholikegirls)
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Photo reblogged from My Neon Sign
Tegan and Sara on the Letterman show in 2006 (I think)
OMG SARA’S HAIR!!
SARA, COME ON. This is why you are the lesser twin.
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Hello, I love your blog. It's a humerous and great idea.
You submitted a photo of my girlfriend and I, and your comment made me giggle.
To explain; We were not "celebrating" our two month with the photoshoot, we go to art school, and one of our roommates needed couples photos for a photoshoot. That's why we took them and posted them on the internet.
Keep up the good work, however.Asked by sanityisinsane
I figured that it wasn’t in celebration of. It was in mere jest, my friend! Art school, huh? I should have known… us lesbians sure love any outlet we have to draw/photograph naked women.
But thanks for the feedback and if you happen to take any more Awkward Lesbian photos, keep me in mind!
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Photo reblogged from GIRLS who LOVE GIRLS
My girlfriend Josilyn and I. Going on two months.<3
I sure love celebrating my almost two-month anniversary by taking topless photo shoots for the Internet.
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I think it’s time to remove locks from bathroom doors so that awkward lesbians can stop taking so many mirror shots.
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WikiHow’s guide to getting a lesbian girlfriend. Hopefully there is a WikiHow on smiling a “Hey, I’m gay, too!” smile.
Because I was under the impression from all these ALP mirror shots I’m going to OD on that lesbians hate smiling.
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1. Take mirror shots. Ideally, you should be in the bathroom, not looking at the camera, and not smiling.
2. Wear men’s or boys’ clothing but badly and especially don’t dress appropriately for the weather. (i.e. baseball caps with neckties, plaid with stripes, scarves with t-shirts, etc.)
3. Sport the all-important “alternative lifestyle haircut.”
4. Think you look good.
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Lensless glasses are just a sin. And what is it about smiling in pictures that lesbians have such a problem with?
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1. n. A haircut or style that indicates its owner leads a life contrary to that of the conservative or heterosexual world. Also known as “the significant lesbian haircut,” the acquiring of an alternative lifestyle haircut is often seen as a rite of passage into lesbian adulthood, even if it is not maintained after the initial cut. Like a bat mitzvah, but on your head. Examples include: the mohawk, the fauxhawk, the mullet, the sidesweep, and the Tegan and Sara. (via Urban Dictionary)
2. n. Haircuts, donned mainly by lesbians, that are alternative to decency.
